Monday, May 31, 2010

ilona's Jewelry at Art Court



At the Beaverton Art Court, I had the pleasure of meeting Iona, of "Ilona's Bead Werk"

Ilona has always been interested in a variety of craft mediums, including knitting, crochet, sewing. she was looking for something new to do, and so started out making her beadwork for friends, and then one year ago started selling at craft fairs.



She felt inspirted to start creating beadwork when she saw a bracelet that she liked and thought "I could make that!".

Ilona earrings and bracelets are very beautiful, and priced between $15-$25. She intends to be selling throughout the summer at the Art Court

Craft Fair Banner



This is the new banner that I will be using at craft fairs...I don't know....what do you think? Not enough color?? ;)

The space that I have reserved at the Art Court (in conjunction with Beaverton Farmer's Market) is only 5' by 5', so the table that I am using is too small for my current banner; (as seen in this photo),


I made this banner entirely out of paper.

The pattern scheme is based on what-used-to-be the MegExpressions business card. I always really liked this card so will be happy to have a banner that emulates it.


The lamination only cost $12....bringing the total cost of the banner to a paltry $14~awesome!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

"A Working Girl Can't Win" by Deborah Garrison


Really enjoyed these poems in "A Working Girl Can't Win" by Deborah Harrison. First came across two of these poems in the anthology "Kiss Off" by Mary D. Esselman and Elizabeth Ash Velz. Published in 1998, "A Working Girl Can't Win" sold over 30,000, which is very high for a poetry anthology.

NOT crazy, however, about this cover photograph. Do working women really LOOK like this? So snotty and scronny and non-human and sophisticated? And they are leisurely reading books with no laptops in front of them....this clearly is a bullshit photograph. Maybe working women on mars...give me a break.

Many poems have an anti-office theme; for example in "Please Fire Me" Garrison writes, "Here comes the alpha male ~ and all the other alphas ~ are snorting and pawing, ~ and kicking up puffs of acrid dust".

This poem has a really great ending, "I'd like to go ~ somewhere else entirely, ~ and I don't mean ~ Europe" (I think that this stanza expreses how I feeel prety much 24-7!)

Also, "Fight Song"; "Fuck them all ~ the artsy posers, ~ the office blowhards ~ and brown-nosers; ~ Fuck the type who get the job done".

A really nice passage:

"to wish ~ for a hard rain, or a hard wind ~ like one we sat out in together ~ or came in from together." (exerpt from; "She Thinks of Him on Her Birthday")

A sexy poem; "The Fireman"; "the darkest one is handsomest ~ the one with the thin wiry arms in handsomest... ~ Everyday I pass them at the station. ~ The word sexy wouldn't do them justice." Garrison, it seems, is explaining that raw sexiness in the kind of man "who wears a toolbelt and doesn't know how to spell it.'"

The persona she communicates in her poems; a woman who is so real and down to earth; is so different from the women on the cover. I just can't make sense of it.

The collection includes my all-time favorite poem, "Worked Late on Tuesday Night", which I posted just a few weeks back. It's a little sad and depressing, however.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Purse Watching in San Francisco

In San Francisco I went on a purse watching tour to discover what people in this ultra-fashionable environment liked to wear.



I like the stripes on this purse, worn in sharp contrast to all of the grey in her outfit.

And this was my all-time favorite purse....(it's not the greatest shot unfortunately)...the shiny silver purse and the orange skirt go VERY well together I thought....

Polka dots with black!!



The Goodwill-purse-look was very often sported in the Haight-Ashebury area.


And check out this hand-made wallet! Awesome.

Martha's show



Last Saturday I attended my sister's graduation art show for BA Students at the University of San Francisco and it was the best art show that I have ever attended, with such engaging artwork and so full of life!


This are my sister's soap sculptures. She carved the heads and bodices from 59 cent bars of soap. She also showed a video of a soap bodice being worn down to nothing with water. (The symbolism of this was open to interpretation)

Here's a photograph of my sister Martha (right) and her friend Nichole.






Nichole's art display celebrated the Beatles; she created a Beatles sitting space with a scrapbook and music playing, with photographs of the band on the wall.






















This is a scarf knitted by Bryan Gregori, creator of noveltywear.net, who creates one of a kind clothing pieces because "people should wear clothing that expresses themselves without it having to worry about it being popular and worn by everyone."













I just loved this table, made from LP record sleeves.













This display showed a video and images and questioned non-profits, and how advertising compels people to give money to certain organizations.













The student who made this quilt sewed scraps fabric that held special significance for her over her life.




Here's a pic of Martha with the fam right after graduations!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Roberta's Garden Art

The Jenkins Craft Fair on Mother's Day featured garden artists. And the lady selling right next to me was Roberta Palmer, who makes beautiful garden art from concrete!


She says that she uses actual leaves, then after the concrete has set--about three weeks later--she paints these with housepaint!

Roberta additionally teaches her techniques in Concrete Cast Leaves, in montly or bi-monthly classes! She lives in Beaverton, Oregon. You can find out more about her classes by calling (503) 350-2348.



Here are some cute little jars that she sells as well...they are ornamented in beaded chains!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Navy Barbie


Navy Barbie

wants to see the world,
she does get a little
seasick but likes
the white uniform, tho
the skirt is a little
too loose and long for
her taste. Still it might
be a change she can go
with. Actually the sequins
dug into her shoulders,
the ballerina tulle
scratched, and tho it was
kept secret, fun fur
made her sneeze. And
forget the Parisian
Bonjour look: that was
the worst, a cameo
choker size of a plum
or a small coconut
wedged against her larynx,
so she says when I try
to say yes or no it
scraped, and the lace
under my arms--talk
about sandpaper. But
the worse was those fish
net hose, rough and the
garter, Jesus, grating,
my toes burned from that
pattern, crammed into
high-heeled platform
open-toes and the hair
piece with feathers. At
least in the navy they've
actually, she smiles,
given me something to
read. My hair is natural.
i'm authentic. First
Class Petty Officer.
I finally am more than
just a pretty: I rank.

Lyn Lifshin

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Duvet Cover


I just finished making this duvet cover for my sister. Or by 'finished', I should say, i mean that I have gotten as far as I am going to for the time being, until I show it to her next week to find out if she actually wants me to turn it into a duvet cover or a quilt instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am guessing that she's going to go with duvet cover, in which case I can pick up a comforter at trusty rusty ikea, but who knows, I could be wrong, and she may want me to turn it into a QUILT!!!!!!!!!!!! In any event, I am prepared for either outcome :)



You may be asking me, why, Meghan, have you gone to this great effort to make a duvet cover for you sister? I will tell you: it is because she is GRADUATING! from COLLEGE!!!!! Yes, that is right, down in San Francisco, and I will be attending the graduation ceremony myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Going all the way down there on the train.....18 hour trip! (I'm flying home)


I've taken some WIP photos to show how it went together....started with small 9" squares,



















then sewed the squares into strips,
then sewed the strips all together.

it went together remarkably quickly. These quilts look like a lot of work, when in fact they really aren't!!!! Or at least the ones that I MAKE aren't!!!! Because I keep the designs simple. I found this design somewhere on the Internet, I think at an etsy store. It is somewhat modified, but i like how that central square keeps moving around........







Can you believe it, this is the THIRD large quilt/duvet cover that I have made in under a YEAR!!!!! Looks like I have found a new hobby! Maybe on the next one I will challenge myself to something a little more complicated! yeah!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Trip to Oregon Zoo

Temperatures in Portland reached the high 70s on Friday...so I decided to take the little bears to the zoo!!


Bats!

20 months and 3 years are especially good ages to take kids to the zoo since they are seeing the animals for the first time! Joseph (20 months) would basically stand in front of the glass and squeal...totally cute!








In front of hyenas




I really liked this pic of the zebras! Looks like a postcard


And my all-time favorite~love to see the little guys juxtaposed with an enormous elephant!!!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Worked Late on A Tuesday Night

Again.
Midtown is blasted out and silent,
Drained of the crowd and its doggy day.
I trample the scraps of deli lunches
some ate outdoors as they stared dumbly
or hooted at us career girls--the haggard
beauties, the vivid can-dos, open raincoats aflap
in the March wind as we crossed to and fro
in front of the Public Library.

Never thought you'd be one of them,
did you, little lady?
Little Miss Phi Beta Kappa,
with your closetful of pleated
skirts, twenty-nine til death do us
part! Don't you see?
The good schoolgirl turns thirty,
forty, singing the song of time management
all day long, lugging the briefcast
home. So at 10:00 P.M.
you're standing here
with your hand in the air,

cold but too stubborn to reach
into your pocket for a glove, cursing
the freezing rain as though it were
your difficulty. It's pathetic,
and nobody's fault but
your own. Now

the tears,
down into the collar.
Cabs, cabs, but none for hire.
I haven't had my dinner; I'm not half
of what I meant to be.
Among other things, the mother
of three. Too tired, tonight,
to seduce the father.

Deborah Garrison

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Jenkins Estate Craft Fair


On Sunday I participated in the Jenkins Estate Craft Fair and Quilt Festival, out on the lovely Jenkins Estate in Beaverton.


Here is the little display that I set up. The Estate provided the table and chair and table cloth, so all I really needed were my purses and the display! However, I did rent a Zipcar car for the occasion since the Estate is WAY out there, even beyond public transportation! It was my first experience with the company and it went VERY smoothly.

It turned out to be a pretty good craft fair, I made a lot of connections and found out about more upcoming summer fairs to participate in in the outer SW Portland area!


Here are some photos of the AWESOME quilts for sale and on display at the festival.



I am just amazed at the time and love put into these. I love the colors and the monkeys in this one!

And the creative use of shapes in this one, making it look like a real piece of pie!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

"Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin


Just finished reading all 412 pages of Sarah Palin's memoir, "Going Rogue". Palin's dedicated nearly 1/2 off the book to her campaign as Vice-President and resignation as Governor of Alaska, and so clearly it is a response to these much hyped about events. Additionally, she spends a good deal of the book discussing her personal life and political strategy and perspectives.

In "Going Rogue", Palin developed and communicated her political persona of "folksy, wholesome, common-sense Alaskan" to the point of exaggeration. My fave quote comes from an anecdote during her teenage years; "Just because dad steered me away from an early crush doesn't mean that he couldn't appreciate I had a softer side. Early one morning when I was a teenager he and I went hunting before school." She has also included many family photos; one of her salmon fishing with her husband, Todd, on Bristol Bay and another where she is hunting with a Native Alaskan; she's wearing a red bandanna and has one foot atop a caribou she's just shot.

Her successful campaign for Governor of Alaska in 2006 was 'highly grassroots' and the media campaign the 'essence of simplicity'. She is pro-Reagen throughout the book, and says that the GOP has "gambled away the progress of the Reagen years." She ends the book with her own political philosophies..."imagine how much stronger our economy would be if all those billions of dollars we spend overseas (on oil) were spent in the US", and "after decades of failed social policies and weak national security position, the (Democratic) party doesn't have a strong base from which to win political arguments".

I found that some of SP's political ideologies are so influenced by Alaskan culture that they sound almost insular when applied to the lower 48. For example, Palin dismisses gun control as "asinine" on the grounds that Alaskans need guns to control predators and to hunt for food. However, in cities like L.A. or Washington DC people won't purchase guns so that they can protect themselves from bears or to kill caribou, and so gun ownership in a metropolitan setting has entirely different implications. It is unclear from reading the book if she recognizes this disparity.

At the same time, she seems principled, or in any event doesn't pay lip service to the causes she supports. For example, her decisions to give birth to a down-syndrome baby while Governor and to support her pregnant teenage daughter demonstrate a radical personal commitment to the pro-life movement she so often professes. Aborting her son would have greatly simplified her busy schedule as Governor--and Palin herself points out that over 90% of down-syndrome babies are aborted. Her daughter's pregnancy clearly has provided fodder to tabloids and may have damaged her campaign for VP.

I was surprised, in reading about her bid as VP, that member's of McCain's campaign actually turned on her toward the end; Steve Schmidt, the senior campaign strategist, told another staff member that "if there were any more leaks (to press) critical of anybody in the handling of Sarah Palin, then a lot more negative stuff would be said (by McCain's campaign) about SP." And at one moment of desperation, Schmidt actually wanted to fly in a nutritionist as a means to bring her approval up in the polls! Bizairro.

Since she is pro-Reagan, Palin may be utilizing his strategy that "all press is good press"--since clearly the blood bath she receives daily from the likes of Howard Stern and "The New Yorker" writers--as well as the fodder her ex-almost-son-in-law has provided to tabloids and trash TV--has garnered her widespread name recognition at no financial cost to herself. And I think that even though Katie Couric decimated Sarah Palin in the short-term, this dismissal by media elite may have helped to entrench Palin's appeal to working class conservatives.

It was unclear whether her resignation as governor was a political strategy, but it was clear that she was essentially saying "this is bullshit" to many frivolous ethical complaints that were being filed against her. Clearly, then, this woman isn't messing around, and she possess a kind of rash fearlessness.

She makes political attacks in the book, calling John Kerry an "elitist loon" and says that she still can't believe the comment Michelle Obama made about 'finally being proud of her country', and so I think that it is fair-game to say she sees her book as a means to further her political career. And, given her mass appeal--drawing fans of 50-60K during her campaign as VP--and twenty-some years of executive experience in public service it seems conceivable that this career may be successful.

Since she is SOOOOO pro-Alaska, perhaps she will in time run for Senate and work to harness the many natural resources this state provides. Although many speculate that she will run for President in 2012, she never says anything of the sort in her book. It seems unlikely as well that she could successfully obtain the GOP Nomination for President since she is currently out-of-office, and all VP and Presidential candidates in recent history have been in office at the time of their nomination.


But who knows what she will ultimately do. We're dealing with a rash and unpredictable woman here. And fortunately for us, the viewers, the role we get to play as the Sarah Palin drama unfolds is to sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. Since Palin, like we have come to expect from anyone pursuing careers in the entertainment/political industry, has constantly kept us captivated. Consider it: in just over a year she has written a bestselling book, ran as vice-president, resigned as governor, hosted her own television show, and provided ample material for the tabloids! Incredible; a drama-fueled resume that is on par with the likes of Paris Hilton, Larry Flynt, and even Bill Clinton himself!


Personally, I think that it is high time for Sarah Palin to start her own make-up and clothing line. You know, something to help average women achieve that "I-go-hunting-before-breakfast-and-wear-Carhartts-to-bill-signing-ceremonies-and-ran-a-sub-four-hour-marathon-after-having-four-children-and-made-it-onto-the-cover-of-Vogue" look which she sports with so much expertise. Surely she would have a significant market share in the cosmetics industry. Come to think of it, maybe that IS her intent, and this is why she decided to name her book "Going Rogue"! (Hot damn, this woman is shrewd.)

But no, really, this is so much silliness, and so I want to close on a more serious note here: can anyone tell from this photo whether Biden has received Botox surgery?